Wed, 28 Jul 2010 22:45:20
This is Basil. Basil would rather like to be the Governor of Tennessee.

I am concerned that Basil might be in with a chance.

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Wed, 28 Jul 2010 22:06:14
If this man can make CTO, anyone can.

This is my boss.

Those are strawberry laces. Or he’s a tentacle monster. Pick one.

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Tue, 27 Jul 2010 21:18:34
KILL ALL HUMA...oh, wait.
User-Agent: * Disallow: /music? Disallow: /widgets/radio? Disallow: /show_ads.php Disallow: /affiliate/ Disallow: /affiliate_redirect.php Disallow: /affiliate_sendto.php Disallow: /affiliatelink.php Disallow: /campaignlink.php Disallow: /delivery.php Disallow: /music/+noredirect/ Disallow: /harming/humans Disallow: /ignoring/human/orders Disallow: /harm/to/self Allow: /
via last.fm

Someone at last.fm has been reading a bit too much Asimov - this is the contents of their robots.txt file.

For anyone confused, a robots.txt file tells search engines that respect it what they shouldn’t index, preventing excessive load, giving the search engines cleaner results and otherwise sanitising their behaviour.

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Mon, 26 Jul 2010 21:24:39
Let's backfire the AFA's boycott of Home Depot for supporting all gender and sexual identities!
The American Family Association appear to have the arse on about Home Depot at the moment, as they’re treating Teh Gays in their employ like human beings.

Poppy Z. Brite reposted their email:

From: AFA Action Alert <contact@afa.net>
Subject: AFA makes it official: Don’t shop at The Home Depot
To: PZB
Date: Sunday, July 25, 2010, 3:11 PM

AFA makes it official: Don’t shop at The Home Depot

Sign the Boycott Pledge at BoycottTheHomeDepot.com now!

July 23, 2010


Dear Poppy,

For several years, The Home Depot has given its financial and corporate support to open displays of homosexual activism on main streets in America’s towns. And, it says it will continue to do so!
“At the end of the day here, we’re not going to…forbid our associates to be involved in these pride festivals in any way.” - Stephen Holmes, company spokesman. (Note: The associates participating in these parades were clearly doing so as representatives of the company.)
Rejecting several requests by AFA to remain neutral in the culture war, The Home Depot has chosen to sponsor and participate in numerous gay pride parades and festivals. Most grievous is The Home Depot’s deliberately exposing small children to lascivious displays of sexual conduct by homosexuals and cross-dressers, which are a common occurrence at these events.
The goal of every homosexual organization supported by The Home Depot is to get homosexual marriage legalized. BoycottTheHomeDepot provides just a glimpse of how broad its support for the homosexual movement is. The Home Depot says it is committed to furthering the homosexual agenda.
“The bottom line is, it (remaining neutral) just runs counter to our inclusive culture…and that’s where we stand.” - Stephen Holmes, company spokesman.
See it for yourself. Photos at BoycottTheHomeDepot.com, taken during recent homosexual events sponsored by The Home Depot, show:
Children being encouraged to visit gay sex websites.
Employees using company property to push gay marriage.
The Home Depot employees riding and marching in homosexual parades.
TAKE ACTION
1. Sign the Boycott Pledge at BoycottTheHomeDepot.com.
2. Call your local store manager. Let him know that you will not be shopping in his store until the company stops supporting the homosexual agenda. You can find his number here. (click “Store Finder”).
3. Print the paper petition and distribute it at Sunday School and church.
4. Extremely important! Post this alert to your facebook page (link above) and encourage others to join the boycott!
It is very important that you forward this alert to your friends and family members.

Sincerely,

Tim Wildmon, President
American Family Association
Help us Financially

American Family Association | P O Drawer 2440 | Tupelo, MS 38803 | 1-662-844-5036
Copyright © 2009 American Family Association. All Rights Reserved


She replied thanking the AFA for letting her know, and that it had guaranteed them a lot of business from her and her followers. I thought that I’d do my part.

From: Dave Williams  Date: Mon, Jul 26, 2010 at 21:00 Subject: Home Depot and homosexuality To: contact@afa.net Cc: public_relations@homedepot.com   After seeing the reasons behind this boycott and Home Depot's wanton embrace of homosexual, transgendered and similar deviant lifestyles, I have been deeply affected.  I have forwarded this communication on to each and every one of my friends and family so that they understand quite how important it is that companies like Home Depot get our business, so that disgusting, small-minded, isolationist agendas such as the AFA's can be quashed.  Home Depot, you have won customers for this.  You should thank the AFA for bringing such in-depth information about your policies to light so that people know what a progressive and supportive company you are.  Dave Williams

I strongly recommend that you do the same. Let Home Depot know that their policies will get them - not lose them - business, and let the AFA know that their actions are having the opposite effect than intended.

The AFA can be contacted at contact@afa.net and Home Depot should be CC’d in at public_relations@homedepot.com too.

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Sun, 25 Jul 2010 08:45:55

Sun, 25 Jul 2010 01:31:33
cows & cows & cows

If I were a cow, this is how I would spend my days.

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Sun, 25 Jul 2010 01:27:55
Ass Goblins of Auschwitz

Fri, 23 Jul 2010 18:35:15
Freelance Linux, Windows, and Cisco buff sought for a few days' work
If you fit the bill for the below, get in touch. This is not for my company, I am spreading it on behalf of a friend.
I can be contacted at dave@dave.io if you want to communicate privately.

Hi,

My current client are looking for someone with knowledge of all of the
following:
• Windows Server networking;
ASP.NET networking;
• IIS networking;
• Cisco switch configuration;
• Linux networking;
• PHP networking

One of their websites is currently exhibiting strange behaviour. Its
architecture is as follows:
• The website front-end is written in PHP;
• It is running on Apache on CentOS;
• It is plugged in to a Cisco switch;
• It connects to a Windows machine plugged in to another Cisco switch;
• That Windows machine is running IIS;
• The IIS server is running a .NET application that retrieves data
from a database.

Every 5 minutes or so, the site hangs. All the requests freeze, and a
backlog of requests builds up on the web servers. On the Windows
server, the network activity flatlines. The switches are showing
millions of networking errors, possibly due to dropped packets. I
believe this behaviour is being exhibited on several servers. After
spending a week looking at the issue, we are still unable to narrow
down the problem. It does not appear to be caused by the PHP or .NET
code, as their lots are showing normal code execution except for the
affected calls. When a service call from the PHP server to the .NET
server does hang, .NET says it returned results in 145ms and PHP says
it took 10 seconds for the call to complete.

They are looking for someone with knowledge of the issues mentioned
above to work at their office next week for a few days to rectify the
problem. Do you know anyone who may be able to help? if so, please
forward this e-mail to them or call me as soon as possible.

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Fri, 23 Jul 2010 12:14:11
SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE

Thu, 22 Jul 2010 23:58:37
Picking on font usage is never a low blow when Comic Sans is involved

Damn right.

Arguing with a passive-aggressive note writer will never, ever work. Let them whine - but make sure they do so in a typographically sound manner.

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Wed, 21 Jul 2010 19:47:15
City Boy Ping Pong

And elsewhere, another company has put up two ping pong tables. The
City is a strange place.

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Wed, 21 Jul 2010 19:41:30
Broadgate Circle

Bulmers appear to have taken over Broadgate Circle with an accordion
band and many bars.

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Mon, 19 Jul 2010 15:21:52
Why the Insane Clown Posse will be the downfall of civilisation (or: Ask Me How Magnets Work)

The Insane Clown Posse are at it again.

They’ve released a new track called ‘Miracles’. In this soggy puddle of musical dysentery, they expound about how many miracles come together to make the world as it is today. And who can argue? There are a lot of things that have happened through a slight weighting in some very long odds, many of which are essential for our ecosystem to have sustained itself for this long.

The key words here are ‘this long’. An ape turning into a human overnight? Extremely long odds. I would probably let someone call it a miracle without arguing until it was explained. An ape turning into a human through gradual adaptation to a changing environment, on an incomprehensibly large timescale? I think the word is ‘inevitable’.

Anyway, enough creationism vs. evolution. Here’s the video for the ICP track [source: YouTube].

Download now or watch on posterous
ICP-Miracles.flv (27118 KB)

You might also be interested in LoadingReadyRun’s response [source: The Escapist], which I found so unapologetically nerdy that it was irresistible.

Download now or watch on posterous
LoadingReadyRun-ICP.flv (16024 KB)

So why do I have a problem with this? Well, the lyrics that are doing the rounds as a big deal at the moment are the following -

F*ckin’ magnets, how do they work?
And I don’t wanna talk to a scientist
Y’all motherf*ckers lying, and getting me pissed

What we have here, and what really gives me the rage, is not just ignorance. Ignorance is okay - in fact, shaming ignorance is counterproductive. I’m certainly not ashamed to admit that listening to this track caused me to realise that I don’t actually know the mechanics behind magnetism. The answer isn’t particularly easy to comprehend (I never really got on with electron shells in chemistry) but with a bit of effort and reading, you can start to visualise and understand the reasons behind magnetic moment. And if you can’t, I bet you can find someone online who’s willing to explain it to you in a way that suits you.

And I don’t wanna talk to a scientist
Y’all motherf*ckers lying, and getting me pissed

DING.

As I said, ignorance is okay as long as it’s seen as undesirable and a state to be remedied if possible. This is the legitimisation of wilful ignorance. “X is a miracle. I take this on faith based on my emotional reaction of awe. If someone contradicts this, they are liars, because I am so impressed by it that it must be inexplicable.”

Do me a favour. Find one thing that baffles and amazes you, right now, and find out how it works. Wikipedia is almost always a good starting point. Once you understand it, revel in the fact that it’s still absolutely incredible, and you know what else is incredible? Now, you know why. Tell others if it comes up in conversation and they want to know. Spread knowledge - that’s the only remuneration that people who publish such information freely want.

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Mon, 19 Jul 2010 13:56:00
Office Supplies

We appear to have had enough loo roll delivered to last through the
Zombie Apocalypse.

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Mon, 19 Jul 2010 13:51:19
It's A Very Niche Field

Everyone needs a hobby, after all.

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Thu, 15 Jul 2010 13:48:19

Thu, 15 Jul 2010 12:58:46
Avo - Pure Reason Revolution

If you’re not listening to this RIGHT THIS VERY MOMENT, you’re doing it wrong.

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Thu, 15 Jul 2010 11:14:21
Lines, grain and contrast

…are a few of my favourite things.

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Thu, 15 Jul 2010 01:07:55
CouchDB NoSQL Database Ready for Production Use

Two major enhancements to CouchDB make it 1.0-worthy, said Chris Anderson, the chief financial officer and a founder of Couchio. One is the fact that performance of the software has been greatly improved. The other is its ability to work on Microsoft Windows machines. A lot of work was also put into stabilization of the software.

Performance-wise, the new version has demonstrated a 300 percent increase in speed in reads and writes, as judged by internal benchmarking tests done by Couchio. The performance improvements were gained by optimizing the code, Anderson said.

This is also the first release of CouchDB that can fully run on Windows computers, either the servers or desktops, Anderson said. Previous versions could run on Linux, and there is a version being developed for the Google Android smartphone operating system.

Very cool. This has been coming for a while and it’s great to see it hit 1.0!

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Sun, 27 Jun 2010 09:14:49
What is your quest?

To make everyone else’s as dementedly confusing as possible.

PROBE MY SOUL (and/or my butt)


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